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| Topic: A Different Kind of Math |
elianna
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:33 pm Subject: A Different Kind of Math |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart e ... |
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| Topic: Let’s Make a Deal |
elianna
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Views: 313
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:32 pm Subject: Let’s Make a Deal |
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. Just leave out the part about me promising to ‘love ... |
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| Topic: Odd Students |
elianna
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:37 am Subject: Odd Students |
A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said good-bye to his mother and left the highlands for the big city.
After the ... |
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| Topic: Fishermen on the lake |
elianna
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Views: 355
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:45 pm Subject: Fishermen on the lake |
| Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another ... |
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| Topic: Is This a Joke??? |
elianna
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Views: 320
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:24 am Subject: Is This a Joke??? |
Have you ever had one of those customer service calls where you find yourself saying things you don't believe?
This is so priceless....and so easy to see happening, given the state of customer serv ... |
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| Topic: Hole in One |
elianna
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Views: 380
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:06 am Subject: Hole in One |
Hole in One
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU ... |
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| Topic: Welcome To Hell |
elianna
Replies: 6
Views: 856
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:16 pm Subject: Welcome To Hell |
Welcome To Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one an ... |
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