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Topic: There is a monkey in the bar |
heroisthai
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Views: 131
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:23 am Subject: There is a monkey in the bar |
For scores ranging from thirty-five to fifty, you had ten too many beers. If you plan on driving home, make out a will first--that is, if you can even remember your own name. Lastly, don't even think ... |
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Topic: I'm trying to prove a point |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 150
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:22 am Subject: I'm trying to prove a point |
For scores ranging from thirty-five to fifty, you had ten too many beers. If you plan on driving home, make out a will first--that is, if you can even remember your own name. Lastly, don't even think ... |
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Topic: How drunk are you? Official drinking test |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 135
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:22 am Subject: How drunk are you? Official drinking test |
For scores ranging from fifty to 135, congratulations. You're over and above the normal drunk. Generally, at least they are able to select a valid option. An e option does not even exist on this test. ... |
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Topic: Hu's comments met with immediate |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 142
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:12 am Subject: Hu's comments met with immediate |
In a rare concession on a highly sensitive issue, Chinese President Hu Jintao used his White House visit on Wednesday to acknowledge "a lot still needs to be done" to improve human rights in ... |
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Topic: More broadly |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 134
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:12 am Subject: More broadly |
In a rare concession on a highly sensitive issue, Chinese President Hu Jintao used his White House visit on Wednesday to acknowledge "a lot still needs to be done" to improve human rights in ... |
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Topic: WASHINGTON |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 137
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:11 am Subject: WASHINGTON |
In a rare concession on a highly sensitive issue, Chinese President Hu Jintao used his White House visit on Wednesday to acknowledge "a lot still needs to be done" to improve human rights in ... |
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Topic: The U.S. president |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 132
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:09 am Subject: The U.S. president |
But I'm confident that it's the right thing to do."
Mindful of protocol gaffes five years ago, when Hu visited President George W. Bush, the White House seemed to host the state visit without a ... |
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Topic: Mindful of protocol |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 155
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:09 am Subject: Mindful of protocol |
"President Hu's concerned, understandably, about how rapid this transition takes and the disruptions that may occur," Obama said as his Chinese counterpart stood beside him in an elegant Eas ... |
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Topic: On another contentious issue |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 143
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:08 am Subject: On another contentious issue |
"President Hu's concerned, understandably, about how rapid this transition takes and the disruptions that may occur," Obama said as his Chinese counterpart stood beside him in an elegant Eas ... |
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Topic: First Consul |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 127
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm Subject: First Consul |
During the conflicts between Napoleon's French Empire and Spain, Goya retained his position as first court painter to the Spanish crown and continued to produce portraits of the Spanish and French rul ... |
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Topic: The series was produced |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 141
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm Subject: The series was produced |
Although deeply affected by the war, he kept private his thoughts on the art he produced in response to the conflict and its aftermath.[4] He was in poor health and almost deaf when, at 62, he began w ... |
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Topic: The Disasters of War |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 127
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:48 pm Subject: The Disasters of War |
Although Goya did not make known his intention when creating the plates, art historians view them as a visual protest against the violence of the 1808 Dos de Mayo Uprising, the subsequent Peninsular W ... |
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Topic: A man lost his wife |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 149
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:08 pm Subject: A man lost his wife |
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as ... |
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Topic: Head goes to the bar |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 141
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:08 pm Subject: Head goes to the bar |
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as ... |
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Topic: Trying to fix a clock |
heroisthai
Replies: 1
Views: 146
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:07 pm Subject: Trying to fix a clock |
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
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