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Topic: There is a monkey in the bar
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 131
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:23 am   Subject: There is a monkey in the bar
For scores ranging from thirty-five to fifty, you had ten too many beers. If you plan on driving home, make out a will first--that is, if you can even remember your own name. Lastly, don't even think ...
Topic: I'm trying to prove a point
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 150
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:22 am   Subject: I'm trying to prove a point
For scores ranging from thirty-five to fifty, you had ten too many beers. If you plan on driving home, make out a will first--that is, if you can even remember your own name. Lastly, don't even think ...
Topic: How drunk are you? Official drinking test
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 135
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:22 am   Subject: How drunk are you? Official drinking test
For scores ranging from fifty to 135, congratulations. You're over and above the normal drunk. Generally, at least they are able to select a valid option. An e option does not even exist on this test. ...
Topic: Hu's comments met with immediate
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 142
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:12 am   Subject: Hu's comments met with immediate
In a rare concession on a highly sensitive issue, Chinese President Hu Jintao used his White House visit on Wednesday to acknowledge "a lot still needs to be done" to improve human rights in ...
Topic: More broadly
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 134
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:12 am   Subject: More broadly
In a rare concession on a highly sensitive issue, Chinese President Hu Jintao used his White House visit on Wednesday to acknowledge "a lot still needs to be done" to improve human rights in ...
Topic: WASHINGTON
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 137
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:11 am   Subject: WASHINGTON
In a rare concession on a highly sensitive issue, Chinese President Hu Jintao used his White House visit on Wednesday to acknowledge "a lot still needs to be done" to improve human rights in ...
Topic: The U.S. president
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 132
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:09 am   Subject: The U.S. president
But I'm confident that it's the right thing to do."
Mindful of protocol gaffes five years ago, when Hu visited President George W. Bush, the White House seemed to host the state visit without a ...
Topic: Mindful of protocol
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 155
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:09 am   Subject: Mindful of protocol
"President Hu's concerned, understandably, about how rapid this transition takes and the disruptions that may occur," Obama said as his Chinese counterpart stood beside him in an elegant Eas ...
Topic: On another contentious issue
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 143
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:08 am   Subject: On another contentious issue
"President Hu's concerned, understandably, about how rapid this transition takes and the disruptions that may occur," Obama said as his Chinese counterpart stood beside him in an elegant Eas ...
Topic: First Consul
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 127
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm   Subject: First Consul
During the conflicts between Napoleon's French Empire and Spain, Goya retained his position as first court painter to the Spanish crown and continued to produce portraits of the Spanish and French rul ...
Topic: The series was produced
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 141
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm   Subject: The series was produced
Although deeply affected by the war, he kept private his thoughts on the art he produced in response to the conflict and its aftermath.[4] He was in poor health and almost deaf when, at 62, he began w ...
Topic: The Disasters of War
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 127
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:48 pm   Subject: The Disasters of War
Although Goya did not make known his intention when creating the plates, art historians view them as a visual protest against the violence of the 1808 Dos de Mayo Uprising, the subsequent Peninsular W ...
Topic: A man lost his wife
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 149
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:08 pm   Subject: A man lost his wife
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as ...
Topic: Head goes to the bar
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 141
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:08 pm   Subject: Head goes to the bar
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as ...
Topic: Trying to fix a clock
heroisthai

Replies: 1
Views: 146
PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:07 pm   Subject: Trying to fix a clock
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"




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