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| Topic: Now in the mere exaggeration |
kratos
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Forum: Announcements / News Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:57 am Subject: Now in the mere exaggeration |
| Now in the mere exaggeration of the prevailing character of these features, and of the expression they were wont to convey, lay so much of change that I doubted to whom I spoke. The now ghastly pallor ... |
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| Topic: A cadaverousness of complexion |
kratos
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Forum: Announcements / News Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:57 am Subject: A cadaverousness of complexion |
| A cadaverousness of complexion; an eye large, liquid, and luminous beyond comparison; lips somewhat thin and very pallid, but of a surpassingly beautiful curve; a nose of a delicate Hebrew model, but ... |
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| Topic: We sat down and for some moments |
kratos
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Forum: Announcements / News Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:56 am Subject: We sat down and for some moments |
| We sat down and for some moments, while he spoke not, I gazed upon him with a feeling half of pity, half of awe. Surely, man had never before so terribly altered, in so brief a period, as had Roderick ... |
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| Topic: For a w'ile everybody was wonderin' |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:32 pm Subject: For a w'ile everybody was wonderin' |
| For a w'ile everybody was wonderin' why a young doctor like Doc Stair should come to a town like this where we already got old Doc Gamble and Doc Foote that's both been here for years and all the prac ... |
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| Topic: It seems, w'ile they was cryin' |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:32 pm Subject: It seems, w'ile they was cryin' |
| It seems, w'ile they was cryin', Doc Stair come along and he asked what was the matter, but Mrs. Kendall was stubborn and wouldn't tell him, but the kids told him and he insisted on takin' them and th ... |
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| Topic: He wasn't satisfied with just outwittin' her |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:32 pm Subject: He wasn't satisfied with just outwittin' her |
| He wasn't satisfied with just outwittin' her. He was sore the way she had acted, tryin' to grab off his pay. And he made up his mind he'd get even. Well, he waited till Evans's Circus was advertised t ... |
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| Topic: Jim didn't work very steady after |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:49 pm Subject: Jim didn't work very steady after |
| Jim didn't work very steady after he lost his position with the Carterville people. What he did earn, coin' odd jobs round town why he spent pretty near all of it on gin, and his family might of starv ... |
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| Topic: For instance, they'd be a sign |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:49 pm Subject: For instance, they'd be a sign |
| For instance, they'd be a sign. "Henry Smith, Dry Goods". Well, Jim would write down the name and the name of the town and when he got to wherever he was goin' he'd mail back a postal card t ... |
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| Topic: They asked him if he was in earnest |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:48 pm Subject: They asked him if he was in earnest |
| They asked him if he was in earnest and he said he was and nobody could think of nothin' to say till Jim finally broke the ice himself. He says, "I been sellin' canned goods and now I'm canned go ... |
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| Topic: The knocking ceased suddenly |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:40 pm Subject: The knocking ceased suddenly |
| The knocking ceased suddenly, although the echoes of it were still in the house. He heard the chair drawn back and the door opened. A cold wind rushed up the staircase, and a long, loud wail of disapp ... |
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| Topic: There was another knock and another |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:40 pm Subject: There was another knock and another |
| There was another knock and another. The old woman with a sudden wrench broke free and ran from the room. Her husband followed to the landing, and called after her appealingly as she hurried downstair ... |
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| Topic: His wife sat up in bed listening |
kratos
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:39 pm Subject: His wife sat up in bed listening |
| His wife sat up in bed listening. A loud knock resounded through the house. It's Herbert! she screamed. "It's Herbert!" She ran to the door, but her husband was before her, and catching her ... |
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| Topic: If the tale about the monkey's |
kratos
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Forum: Welcomes / Goodbyes Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:24 am Subject: If the tale about the monkey's |
| If the tale about the monkey's paw is not more truthful than those he has been telling us," said Herbert, as the door closed behind their guest, just in time for him to catch the last train, &quo ... |
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| Topic: Her husband drew the talisman |
kratos
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Forum: Welcomes / Goodbyes Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:24 am Subject: Her husband drew the talisman |
| Her husband drew the talisman from his pocket and then all three burst into laughter as the sergeant major, with a look of alarm on his face, caught him by the arm. If you must wish, he said gruffly, ... |
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| Topic: "If you don't want it, Morris" |
kratos
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Forum: Welcomes / Goodbyes Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:23 am Subject: "If you don't want it, Morris" |
| "If you don't want it, Morris". said the old man, give it to me. I won't, said his friend doggedly. I threw it on the fire. If you keep it, don't blame me for what happens. Pitch it on the f ... |
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