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The taxi

If a man leaves the bar and wants to take a taxi home. When the taxi arrived, he asked the taxi driver:
"How much does it cost for me to go home to?"
What the taxi driver replied:
"50 euro."
The man looks in his wallet and sees that he is only 25 euro. The taxi driver says that he going to go home.

A week later he sees the same taxi driver again, and four other drivers who are waiting. He begins with the last driver to ask how much it costs to bring him home to which the driver replied:
"50 euro."
Says the man:
"I give you a hundred euros, if you have orally takes me."
The driver throws him out of the taxi.

The same calls to the other two drivers and is also thrown out. The last known taxi driver asked him how expensive it is and get an answer:
"50 euro."
What the man says:
"I give you 100."
What the taxi driver asks:
"What should I do there?"
"Only friendly wave to your colleagues."

V Lord V