Jos is in the supermarket to slide in behind him a beautiful blonde. When it reverses, it smiles at him and puts her hand as a greeting to. He is surprised and asks her whether it might be somewhere familiar. She says it quietly to him:
"You are probably the father of? One of my children."
Jos shocked this deeply and begins to think ... Suddenly he thinks back to long ago, the first and only time he strangely went. He asks the blonde:
"Are you that blonde that I've caught my bachelor night on the pool table, while all my sizes we were to encourage me while your girlfriend geselde with a wet seldery and a cucumber in my ass pushed?"
Whereupon the terrified woman replied:
"Jos, I'm just the English teacher of your daughter."
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